quinta-feira, 28 de agosto de 2008

O prazer de afogar o ganso

Estava eu na faculdade mexendo despretenciosamente neste blog, quando meu amigo Paulo Eleutério começou a contar da entrevista que ele acabara de fazer.

Não me perguntem o nome da entrevistada porque nisso eu não prestei atenção.

Segundo ele, na China, há muito, muito tempo atrás, os homens que não encontravam mulher para trepar, simplesmente trepavam com o ganso. Até aí, tudo bem... era o que todo mundo esperava...

Mas o detalhe é que o cara, além de papar, figurativamente, o ganso, afogava-o numa bacia, balde ou poça d'água para... digamos... causar contrações no ânus do bichinho, proporcionando a si próprio mais prazer...

Pasmem senhores!

E o ganso se fudeu... literalmente, se fudeu!

Só falta afogar o ganso


Por favor, isso não é experiência própria. Foi o Paulo quem falou.

O melhor de tudo foi o Paulo imitando o ganso.

Apenas pelo que eu ouvi: aos meus leitores do sexo masculinho, é melhor não tentar fazer isso com o ganso de estimação da sua avó. O trauma será triplo: para você, para a avó e para o ganso.

Se for para afogá-lo, é melhor afogar no sentido figurado mesmo.

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ei danilo..
não aceito esse comentário não..

mas na penultima linha vc escreveu ganso com ç: ganço..
corrige lá!

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Ha ha ha ha ha
E essa história ainda vai ser contada num webjornal que eu coordeno.
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hahaha .. que que isso em Danilão ... fica reproduzindo os bastidores da notícia... mas isso é só um aperitivo do que promete o ComTexto nesta sexta-feira, recorde de público, comentários e audiência, deveria ter te entrevistado sobre o nome do pingola.. mas tudo bem. Um abraço...

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